"There's nothing to do around here."
How many times have we heard that one? Not only from kids. Not just from teenagers. But also from adults of all ages. Quite a few.
It's a statement that's demonstrably false. There is actually a great deal to do "around here", especially in the summer, if by "around here" we mean Northeast Tennessee in general and Kingsport in particular.
Here in Kingsport, we are concluding Fun Fest Week. Fun Fest has brought its usual itinerary of parades, fairs, concerts, wine tastings, sports clinics, kids' events, concerts, balloon race, and so on.
Downtown Kingsport has had a running series of outdoor concerts on Thursday and Friday evenings for the past two summers.
Nearby communities, like Abingdon, Rogersville, and Jonesborough have offered, or will offer, their own events that are open to the public at little or no cost.
You don't like crowds? You prefer your own entertainment?
Well, we have Boone Lake, South Holston Lake, Watauga Lake, and Cherokee Lake for boating, skiing, swimming, and fishing. The Creeper Trail for hiking and biking is just a few miles away. The area doesn't lack golf courses, if you're a golfer. Public and private swimming pools abound.
There's Bays Mountain Park and Warrior's Path State Park, among other venues, for more hiking, nature watching, canoeing, kayaking, picnicking, and more swimming.
I haven't mentioned the new shopping and dining opportunities that have opened recently or are on the way. Most of you know what they are. They are, or will be, open year round.
There were community fireworks on the 4th of July and will be more fireworks tomorrow night to wind up Fun Fest. The Symphony of the Mountains has its usual season of "highbrow" entertainment.
The Barter Theater is 45 minutes away.
White water rafting is available on the Nolachuckey.
All of the Tri-Cities have modern movie theaters.
If you want variety, Asheville is less than two hours away. So is Knoxville. The roads to these cities are modern and well maintained.
Of course, you have to stir yourself off the couch to avail yourself of the opportunities. You can't enjoy many of them from your den or backyard.
"And the point is?" you ask.
The point is that some Kingsporters still have this distressing tendency to put down our community.
"We're just a mill town.." "Kingsport is a nice place to live and work, but no one would want to visit here." "There are a lot more fun places to live."
Well, we do have solid manufacturing here. Kingsport really is a nice place to work.
But the hundreds of young athletes and their families who show up every summer for AAU baseball and basketball want to visit here. So do the crowds who show up twice yearly for the NASCAR races in Bristol.
And when we recruit businesses and employees to relocate here, it sure wouldn't hurt to let them know Kingsport and its environs are as "fun" as a lot of places and more fun than most.
Not just for one week. Not just during Fun Fest. But most of the time.
We just need to admit it's really true. Kingsport is a fun place to live.
And perhaps best of all, it remains a place where you can live in a nice neighborhood less than 15 minutes from work, dining out, and shopping.
So let's not carp about it. Let's help sell it to others.
What did the Statler Brothers used to sing?
"Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do."